Quotes for groups about love for VK

Statuses with pepper

1. Daddy's boys can do anything, but just don't use bad language in communities.

2. “Hello. What are you doing?" from the creators of “Hello. How are you?"

3. Life is a very individual thing. Think about it, you can only change your status on your page.

4. Modest income is good because you inevitably learn to be content with little.

5. Censorship is not necessarily obscene words.

6. Conflict with reality is scary, but not fatal; conflict with virtuality is more difficult.

7. Those who get up early are online at 5 am.

8. The problem is when you can no longer find a suitable emoticon for the text of the message.

9. Don’t hesitate, even a nesting doll cannot have several lives.

10. If you think that you are not a drug addict, think about what you are on.

New statuses on VK

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

If a woman is angry, it means that she is not only wrong, but also understands it.

Chips is the ability to sell one potato for the price of a kilogram.

I’ll smash myself into pieces, but I’ll fly to the ground!

They say that the sand in the desert is so hot that you can cook scrambled eggs on it. That's why camels have such long legs...

A man should be a little more handsome than a monkey. And the woman is a little smarter.

Lyosha had one apple, and Leva had four. Determine the nationality of each boy.

With the help of a bottle of vodka, the stool can easily be converted into a rocking chair.

To live beyond your means, you need to have them.

The brevity of your visit is the sister of my talent for hospitality!

To get to heaven, you need to make hellish efforts.

The unity of spirit smelled of fumes.

Girl, where did you buy such thin and crooked tights?

Pip you on your great and mighty Russian language!

The more complex the problem, the easier it is not to solve it.

Winning a car with a lottery ticket is the same as winning a train with a train ticket.

It's better to mate in two moves than in three floors.

Slogan for demonstration: “We are the army”

The best friend is a book: it doesn’t bother you, it doesn’t ask you to eat, it doesn’t give you cigarettes.

Personnel decide everything, especially the 25th.

There are no hopeless situations. There are situations from which you are not happy with the way out.

Our Tanya cries loudly, laughs loudly and cries again. Cries, laughs and cries again. Yes, hormones matter a lot!

The Chinese hacked the Pentagon website, everyone tried one password.

Something happened to my memory. For some reason it’s not enough for me...

Enjoy your vodka with something nutritious, such as beer.

The Tyumen region is similar in size to France. It looks nothing like France anymore...

It's better to be covered in sweat seven times than frost once.

Our cat also didn’t like the vacuum cleaner at first, but then nothing happened - she got hooked...

The world is ruled by love, and love, as you know, is blind and evil.

I drank something nasty - joy to the soul!

There is strength in beer, health in wine, nobility in cognac, and microbes in water...

If your left hand itches, it means money; if your nose, it means booze; if both, it means free booze.

Loneliness is when you have E-mail, but only the mailing server sends letters!

If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!

Cats have a superstition: if a black man crosses the road...

Life is given to a person once, and mostly by chance...

If a woman has a ring on her hand, it means she is most likely married. If it’s beads, then it doesn’t mean anything. If there is a ring and beads, she is married, but that doesn’t mean anything.

If you watch TV, you may have noticed that the good guys always beat the bad guys, except on the nine o'clock news.

Came - thank you, left - thank you very much...

Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic.

There are three reasons for no-show: forgot, drank or scored.

If your relatives or friends don’t call you for a long time, then everything is fine with them.

A Russian tank is not as scary as its drunken crew.

Should I help you or not interfere?

Mosquitoes are much more humane than some women; if a mosquito drinks your blood, at least it stops buzzing.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Life, of course, has not gone well, but otherwise everything is fine.

The laziness of the ordinary Russian person is not a sin, but an absolutely necessary means of neutralizing the vigorous activity of the fools leading them.

There are three ways to do something: do it yourself, hire someone, or tell your kids not to do it.

The lottery is the most accurate way to count the number of optimists.

I have infinite respect for the monstrous choice of my people.

Laughing for no reason is a sign that you are either an idiot or a pretty girl.

There are two infinities - the Universe and stupidity. However, I'm not sure about the Universe. (Albert Einstein)

The patient began to recover. But I didn’t get there.

Brine is the drink of tomorrow.

She came to Siberia and ruined his hard labor there.

It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.

Slow movement prolongs life. Proven by the turtle.

Unusual phrases

The ability to surprise is the main skill of a group leader. In addition, you can use the tips to set the VKontakte group status.

1. Status: I put a status simply because the empty line annoys me.

2. A public book especially for those who like to read public books while eating.

3. They say that you dream of dirt to bring good luck in life. They also say that there is dirt in the comments for the ban.

4. You don’t need brains to join a group, but you do need it in order not to leave it.

5. The best status is the one that makes it funny to your friends and can be shown to your grandmother.

6. By the phrase “head in the anus” I did not mean your intelligence at all. I was simply reminding you of your striking resemblance to an octopus.

7. This public is as beautiful as an iPhone. Plus, it's completely free.

8. This group is not for the superstitious: they will either scow or jinx it.

9. No, it's not that cold. Except, of course, for the thermometer, which I didn’t dare leave in such cold weather.

10. Don’t have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends, don’t have a hundred cows, but have all your enemies.

Aphorisms, quotes, sayings

Sometimes you read the clever thought of some philosopher, and you understand that this is the truth. Quotes and sayings from the minds of humanity, the best statuses for Contact.

Aphorisms, quotes, sayings of Abul-Faraj:

• Drunkenness is the mother of all vices.
• Homeland is where you feel free.
• Why are envious people always upset about something? Because they are consumed not only by their own failures, but also by the successes of others.
• A condescending attitude towards stupidity is inherent in every intelligent person.
• Patience is a wonderful quality, but life is too short to endure for long.
• What you hide from your enemy, do not tell your friend, because there is no guarantee that friendship will last forever.
• Man is amazingly structured - he is upset when he loses wealth, and is indifferent to the fact that the days of his life are irrevocably passing away.
• Temperance and licentiousness are manifested not only in actions, but also in words.
• The best praise is the one that comes from someone to whom you have done nothing good.
• A person who behaves with dignity from the very beginning is freed from remorse.
• I know little, but what I know, I know perfectly.
• I often regret what I said, but I rarely regret that I remained silent.

Aphorisms, quotes, sayings of Aristotle:

• Praising people to their faces is a sign of flattery.
• Life requires movement.
• The most pleasant words for us are those that give us some knowledge.
• It is common for every person to make mistakes, but it is unusual for anyone but a fool to persist in a mistake.
• Everyone knows that death is inevitable, but since it is not close, no one thinks about it.
• All flatterers are henchmen.
• The highest truth is that which is the cause of consequences, which in turn are true.
• Gratitude gets old quickly.
• Education is an adornment in happiness, and a refuge in misfortune.
• Enjoying communication is the main sign of friendship.
• The beginning is more than half of everything.
• The virtue of speech is to be clear and not low.
• A friend to everyone is a friend to no one.
• A friend is one soul living in two bodies.
• Friendship is content with what is possible without demanding what is due.
• Friendship is not only invaluable, but also beautiful; we praise the one who loves his friends, and having many friends seems like something wonderful, and some people think that being a good person and being a friend are the same thing.
• Friendship is the most necessary thing for life, since no one would wish for a life without friends, even if he had all the other benefits.
• There are people as stingy as if they were going to live forever, and so wasteful as if they were going to die tomorrow.
• Women who indulge in drunkenness give birth to children who are similar in this respect to their mothers.
• From the habit of swearing in one way or another, a tendency to commit bad deeds develops.
• To love means to wish for another what you consider to be good, and to wish, moreover, not for your own sake, but for the sake of the one you love, and try, if possible, to deliver this good to him.
• The difference between an educated and an uneducated person is the same as between a living and a dead one.
• Wisdom is the most exact of sciences.
• The one who fearlessly goes towards a beautiful death is called courageous.
• Courage is a virtue by virtue of which people perform wonderful deeds in danger.
• He who does not always love does not love.
• A witty person is one who jokes with taste.
• You can make mistakes in different ways, but you can act correctly only in one way, which is why the first is easy, and the second is difficult; easy to miss, difficult to hit the target.
• A crime only needs a pretext.
• The habit of finding only the funny side in everything is the surest sign of a shallow soul, because the funny lies on the surface.
• A reasonable person does not pursue what is pleasant, but what saves him from trouble.
• The property of a tyrant is to repel everyone whose heart is proud and free.
• The serious is destroyed by laughter, laughter by the serious.

Aphorisms, quotes, sayings of Babur:

• He who despises everyone deserves contempt. A cruel person deserves torment. God will give good people as friends, but those who are bad with others are worthy of vengeance.
• Probably, in general, there are no loved ones who don’t frown at us because of trifles.
• We sometimes like more what is far away: A friend who is far from us, those who have long passed away.
• Whether you live a hundred years or one day, you will still have to leave these palaces that delight your heart.
• Since there is passion in the world, then righteousness, humility - Just words: that they have meaning - it clearly seemed to us.
• This is her custom: beauty is always right.
• Rather than live with a bad reputation, it is better to die with a good reputation.
• You can close the gates of the city, but you cannot close the mouths of your enemies.
• It is better to commit a hundred serious sins, to accept a hundred severe torments, to gain a hundred enemies, than to offend a parent by becoming disobedient. Why not come to him in difficult times when he calls.
• Only a drunk knows the sweetness of wine. What joy does it bring to a sober person?
• He who talks a lot speaks in vain.
• Where man shed the sweat of zeal,
• Man will reap the fruits of immortality.
• Doing good to bad people is the same as doing bad to good people.
• It is known: wisdom and love never coincide.

Aphorisms, quotes, sayings of Byron George:

• Grief is the teacher of the wise.
• Friendship is love without wings.
• If Laura had been Petrarch's wife, would he have written sonnets to her all his life?
• He who knows more suffers more. Isn’t the tree of science the tree of life?
• Love is vain and proud from beginning to end.
• We live because Hope turns to Memory, and both lie to us.
• True friendship is truthful and courageous.
• If you are going to make a mistake, let it be at the behest of your heart.
• Of all the paths that lead to a woman's heart, pity is the shortest.
• And the swarm bites insects, defending their rights to life.
• The sorrow of the one who cries in secret is sincere.
• Science is an exchange of ignorance, where only one Ignorance is replaced by another.
• Women's tears are touching, men's tears are like melted lead; because for a woman tears are a relief, but for us they are torture.
• Anyone who does not love his country cannot love anything.
• The singer cannot stand near those sitting on the throne.
• Night gives shine to stars and women.
• A kiss between women only means that they have nothing else to do at that moment.
• Being alone often makes you feel less lonely.
• To dry one tear is more valor than to shed a sea of ​​blood.
• Where they love us is the only place where we are born.
• It is true that at fifty you can rarely count on reciprocity in love, but it is no less true that at this age you can have a lot of it for fifty gold pieces.
• Wounds from love, if they don’t always kill, never heal.
• There is no better arrow in the devil's quiver for the heart than a soft voice.
• Blessed are the days of youth. Old age loves to return to them through the fog of time. The elder remembers at dusk the sundial hours of the morning.

Aphorisms, quotes, sayings of Balzac:

• There are people who are like zeros: they always need numbers ahead of them.
• Time is the knowledge worker's capital.
• Everything comes in due time for those who know how to wait.
• Each type of creativity has its joys: the whole point is to be able to take your goodness where you find it.
• A woman who laughs at her husband cannot love him anymore.
• Cruelty and fear shake hands with each other.
• Life is an alternation of all sorts of combinations, you need to study them, follow them in order to remain in an advantageous position everywhere.
• Envy is one of the most effective elements of hatred.
• Virtue is an indivisible thing: either it exists or it does not.
• If you speak alone all the time, you will always be right.
• People rarely flaunt their flaws - most try to cover them up with an attractive cover.
• Love is for a highly moral nature what the Sun is for the Earth.
• Love is the only passion that recognizes neither the past nor the future.
• Love combines all the good qualities of a person.
• Love tolerates domestic squabbles so poorly that for lasting happiness you need to find outstanding qualities in each other.
• Love is an amazing counterfeiter, constantly turning not only coppers into gold, but often gold into coppers.
• Brazen hypocrisy inspires respect in people accustomed to serving.
• Our conscience is an infallible judge until we kill it.
• Misfortune can be a touchstone of character.

Cute statuses

As you know, kindness never goes out of style. Let's fill the statuses in the VKontakte group with it!

1. Don’t worry about tomorrow: tomorrow will come, then you’ll look for a way out.

2. Every princess should have a prince. Either there are no princes, or princesses

3. In any incomprehensible situation, pretend that you are a cat, and there is no need for you to put such difficulties on yourself.

4. We are looking for adventure, but we hope that nothing bad will happen.

5. No one forces you to love forever. Just remain human in any situation!

6. Or maybe tears were invented to wash away the dust from the heart?

7. British scientists have proven that being in a bad mood does not solve the problem, but a bottle of champagne really does.

8. There is no need to eliminate those who can make you cry with happiness.

9. According to statistics, everyone who has a suffering status wants to change it to a romantic one.

10. Sometimes there is much more happiness in a casual glance than in the most ardent embrace.

My public page is certainly more useful than some books...

Statuses for the VK group are for those who want to comply with all fashion trends. We promise to surprise you :).

1. We are a place where you can come after work, have fun and not get drunk.
2. We are not just a public company. We predict your mood.
3. And I love established relationships: you know what to expect from this person even when you’re not sure about him!
4. Here we select the right words, but if anything happens, we allow you to choose the right brick :D.
5. Don't close yourself off. Open up here.
6. Before you stand out from the crowd, think about whether you belong at all.
7. We don't know who you are, but we know that you will find it interesting here!
8. Don't dedicate the fire in your eyes to someone who is trying to put it out.
9. We are a public that you can trust :).
10. Love to everyone. Fuck the hate.
11. We don't confess, we speak directly.
12. Vegetables are eggplants, potatoes, some people :D.
13. There is no point here, everything is visible here.
14. "Well, where we do not". Disclaimer: where there are no people.
15. When you promise yourself something, you begin to fear yourself.
16. Overdo it - eat too much borscht, and no more.
17. Credibility is rather a flaw. But not in this public!
18. You can't even look at my boyfriend. And even if you think that I'm jealous.
19. Well, I don’t like to respond to messages right away. Well, what can we do now?
20. Someday we will all suffer, but for now let's just read the statuses :).
21. If people flap their ears, it's most likely because they have no brains!
22. Sometimes just riding a bike is much more pleasant than talking to most of my friends.
23. Girls, remember, builders are not those who pretend to be who knows what.
24. We turn on your brains so that your bodies are not turned on by idiots...
25. When you realize that you have nothing to brag about, that’s when you begin to act.
26. Problems begin when, instead of doing what you need, you do what you want.
27. I’m not a guy, but I’ve learned to somehow solve my problems, you know.
28. Some people don't make their dreams come true simply because they don't want to live without a dream.
29. I love it when unemployed people laugh at students working at McDonald's...
30. I found fault with the grammar - it seems like I was smart, but I went off topic :).
31. Our public is better than a girl. Our public doesn’t care how much money you have.
32. It's always fun in our community, even if we talk about sad things))).

Cool statuses for the VKontakte group need to be selected especially carefully, because thousands of people will see it!