During online communication, you can find many different slang expressions, the meaning of which can only be guessed from the general meaning of the phrase, and even then not always. The problem is that there may be no context as such. For example, you post a message on a forum, and the comment consists of only one word, and exclamation or question marks do not add any understanding. If they answered you “Bayan!” - What does this exclamation mean? How to react to it and should you be offended and argue?
Content
- 1 Origin
- 2 Bayan vs Boyan
- 3 Bearded joke
- 4 Application examples
- 5 Gallery
- 6 Videos
- 7 Also
- 8 Links
Accordion
(
boyan
,
bayan
, etc.) - designation of a re-published joke or information.
In this case, in the classical sense, the information should be re-published in the same source (for example, in the same forum, or even in the same forum section). In other words, reposting (copying information from one source to another) is not a crime in the classical sense. Button lawlessness Another one.
However, 95% of users adhere to a non-classical interpretation of this term, in which the concept of boyan is purely subjective. In this understanding, boyan is information that the user has already seen somewhere (for example, in the same source earlier, or in another source, or in a dream, or even in the same post earlier, but forgot about it). A striking example: the word “boyan” is widely used in ICQ in response to news and jokes that are not new to the recipient. Moreover, this word is often used in response to news that is new to the recipient, but which describes events that happened a long time ago. For example:
| — Did you hear that Masha is in her fourth month? - Boyan! |
In this case, the word “boyan” does not mean that the recipient of the news was already aware of the ovular ups and downs of the fate of the unlucky Maria, but that the information is already four months old, which means it’s already been a boyan for a long time!
| - Think about it, it turns out that the Aztecs and Mayans didn’t have carts, they never invented the wheel! - Boyan! |
Here “boyan” indicates that the interlocutor once heard about it. By way of tediousness, it is also worth noting that the Indians did have carts, they did not have horses. You can’t really ride a farting ferry through the mountains and jungles that occupied most of the Indian states. Therefore, they stupidly walked, and their wheel was classified as a children's toy.
How to use the expression
Of course, you need to use Internet slang on the Internet, as in any other place, correctly. This will ensure that the initiator of the dialogue will be understood by the other participants. The ability to communicate competently, including online, is certainly a sign of education and good manners.
The word “accordion” is used, of course, most often on the Internet in various thematic forums. That being said, there are several rules for how to use this common expression. Firstly, if someone in the thread has already written that the information that appeared on the forum is a “bayan”, of course, there is no need to repeat it.
Topics on such resources rise to the top depending on the number of user posts. And of course, the information provided to readers should always be fresh and new. Otherwise, a repeated message about the “bayan” may also become the same “bayan”.
Secondly, a user who discovers that a joke, meme or story presented by a topicstarter is outdated, after writing the word “accordion”, must provide convincing evidence of this.
It would be best to provide other participants in the dialogue with a link to the topic that contains the same information. In this case, messages that appeared on the forum no more than three days before a similar topic should not be considered a button accordion.
[edit] Origin
The grandmother of the Russian Revolution seems to be hinting The chicken laid the eggs for the grandfather... Still the same “Topaz”
Initially, this meme comes from the famous joke about the mother-in-law (“They buried the mother-in-law. They tore two button accordions”), which was posted on the Avto.ru forum so often that it turned into everything well-known and long-banned off-topic like jokes about the refrigerator and “The chicken laid an egg for grandpa...”. Quite quickly, the word “accordion” turned on the Internet into a symbol of an old tired joke or just a banality. An even greater contribution to the consolidation of this word as a designation of Petrosyanism was made by the entry of the joke on the Anekdot.ru website (with the same effect). At the same time, on the page of tales, a story about the diary of a Canadian immigrant was constantly being talked about - this is where the “Canadian button accordion” grows.
According to other sources, Boyan arose even before Anekdot.ru, even in this fedo of yours in ehehehe RU.ANEKDOT.
Often, to enhance the effect, instead of mentioning the accordion in the text, placing a photograph of it in a post or comment (where this is technically possible). In addition, in this sense, a synonym for the button accordion is the accordion, which is actually a slightly different musical instrument. Also, if someone told a bearded joke, then the accordion quality of the joke can be shown by depicting playing an invisible button accordion. Meanwhile, every philologist is familiar with such an ancient Slavic document as the Boyana palimpsest, written down in the 9th century in Glagolitic. Later, in the 12th century, the old text was cleaned out and the gospel was written over it in Cyrillic (the so-called Boyana Gospel). Thus, everyone can know that even in those days the people in Rus' loved to fight.
Alternative origin:
| During the Russo-Japanese War (1904-05, who forgot), the semi-armored cruiser “Bayan” was part of the Russian fleet. In general, he performed well in battles, but how the war itself ended for Russia is known. The Bayan itself and almost the entire 1st Pacific Squadron were eventually sunk in Port Arthur. The 2nd Pacific at that time was sailing around the ball towards Tsushima. In St. Petersburg, of course, they understood that the fleet needed replenishment (including cruisers), but bad luck - there was simply no normal modern project at that time (beginning of 1905). We decided, in order not to waste time, to order three cruisers in the image and likeness of the recently sunk Bayan. But construction proceeded slowly, and after the end of the war it stopped altogether. As a result, the long-term construction lasted 6-7 years, and the cruisers entered service only in 1911-12. Needless to say, by that time they were already hopelessly outdated... And the former Arthurians, seeing 7 years later in Kronstadt the painfully familiar silhouette of the old cruiser, could not resist exclaiming: “Holy shit, this is the Bayan!” Old accordion!!! |
| it's a story |
Another version:
Previously, when there were no keyboards, people wrote with pens. And in order not to rewrite some repeated phrase many times, they wrote it only at the beginning of the work, and in its remaining occurrences they put the following sign: -//-, which looks like a button accordion and denotes repetition.
Another possible version of the origin of the word “accordion” in the meaning of something old is from the name of the famous Russian singer Alla Bayanova, a performer of Russian romances and chanson (chanson in the good sense of the word, and not what is played on one famous radio station). So, her performances lasted for years - since 1922, when grandfather Lenin himself was still alive. Although, unlike modern singers, people are not tired of her work, so this version is just speculation by Anonymous.
Also, there is another “theory” of the origin of this word. In Magadan from 2000 to 2001 (during this period) on the local radio with the simple name “FM 105” there was a humorous morning show (like “Bachinsky and Stillavin”, “Kremov and Khrustalev” and others), which was called BoYan
, named after the initial letters of the names of the presenters, whose names were
Boris and Ian
. The show was very progressive at the time. The presenters told exclusively fresh jokes, read out funny stories and called prostitutes (as Kremov and Khrustalev later began to do on Radio Record). Since then, in schools and offices in the city, when someone read out a “fresh” joke (previously told on the radio, which everyone listened to), everyone unanimously answered “bayan!” The story is not made up. There will be dozens of people ready to confirm this.
There is also this: in dominoes, a very popular board game among the Soviet working class, the accordion was the name given to the tile 6/6 (six/six). Any domino with the same numbers on both halves (1/1, 2/2, etc.) was called a “double”, and the “accordion” was the most memorable of them, which also had its own name. Perhaps someone at the dawn of the existence of the Runet wanted to call duplicate information a button accordion - and off we go.
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[edit] Bayan vs Boyan
Boyan in the image of the artist Vasnetsov (1910), the facepalm is clearly visible on
the right Note from Grammar Nazi - the correct name for the musical instrument bayan
, and
Boyan
is an ancient Russian singer and storyteller, a “song-maker”, a character in the Lay of Igor’s Campaign, in modern terms a bard.
Boyan itself arose long before the Internet, in particular this is well demonstrated in Vasnetsov’s painting “
", where we can clearly distinguish the Orthodox forum and the knights, its participants, with reverence and at the same time self-esteem listening to Boyan, who, as it turns out, did not express his bearded, shabby jokes and other banalities on an accordion, but on a modern one for that time string instrument - guslikh (beta version of the balalaika). He wrote about 150 years before the events of “The Tale of Igor’s Campaign”, and therefore it is not surprising that for the author of the “Tale” the narrator’s songs were mossy button accordions (which he talks about in the first lines).
What does the expression “accordion” mean on the Internet?
In most cases, there is a sarcastic, mocking meaning, but without getting personal. It is extremely rare that a commentator is truly serious and demands that only relevant information be provided. What can they say that about?
An accordion can be called a video, a joke of any form, from text to a demotivator or photoshop, an interesting fact, and even political news. The author may be called an “accordion player” if there are several frankly outdated messages in a row, or he is generally inclined to dig up some kind of online antiquities and generously share them with everyone around him. The vast majority of users know what a button accordion is, but we should not forget about those who are taking their first steps online and have not yet fully mastered the specific vocabulary.
[edit] Bearded joke
| « | ...Six people were sitting at the table - three actors, two journalists and a lawyer. I sat down next to them and began telling jokes - all the ones I knew. And after each joke, those present took white handkerchiefs out of their pockets and applied the ends to their ears, so that all their faces were bordered with white handkerchiefs. In the end, I couldn’t stand it and asked: “What does this mean?” - This? White beard! - Why? - All the jokes you tell are so old that they have a gray beard!!! It was very disappointing. | » |
| — Arkady Averchenko | ||
Long before the advent of these Internets of yours, there was a term called a bearded joke
, which somehow hints at his age. Telling bearded jokes in polite society was a shameful thing, and the tellers of such jokes were subjected to public censure, ridicule and the cutting of their tie (“This joke is wow with such a beard,” “Yes, my grandfather [didn’t] laugh at this joke”), and in case of relapse - contempt and ostracism. If you shorten the term, you get BoAn, which symbolizes.
The bearded joke, the accordion and the classics should not be confused. Bayan, as we found out, is a common joke that has become too
common when all listeners have heard it more than once. A meme that has just passed the peak of its media activity and has begun to decline. The news is in the hands of a slowpoke. Classics, perhaps, were once a button accordion, but have already left the genre of anecdote and do not pretend to belong to such. Now this is a catchphrase, a common response to a typical situation, a phraseological unit - anything but an anecdote. It is used in its place and for its intended purpose, and the joke itself is considered a classic - familiarization with it occurs in deep childhood and forever. Only the alternatively gifted would think of telling it as an anecdote, and only they would think of calling an appropriate reference to the classics a “accordion.” And finally, the bearded joke is a completely third phenomenon, if it was good and useful and has been well forgotten - it once again pops up and amuses noobs who are not yet familiar with it. Sometimes it can even be repeated as an accordion, if there were a lot of noobs, and the anecdote is too epic. These are the semantic memological subtleties relevant to Uyutnenky, which 95 percent of those who use the word “accordion” radically don’t give a fuck about.
Bayan in youth slang
Youth slang is a separate topic for conversation, since guys use this expression very often. The word bayan began to be actively used after Max +100500 used it in his disclaimer.
It is young people who most often use the word to express their emotions, opinions or indignation. However, jargon began to be often used in everyday life - in relation to outdated information, news, history, or simply in a story about some old thing.
And here is a video that tells the story of the origin of this slang expression:
We hope that after reading our article you have no more questions!
[edit] Application examples
- "Accordion. It was a year ago"
- [:|||||||||:] - accordion-emoticon, the wider the more accordion-like). Also, used on this Bashorg of yours to mark subject quotes
- [:||||\/|||||:] - the same thing, only torn
- [:]/\/\/\/\/\/\[:] - Alternative option
- [:}<|><|><|>{:] - another emoticon indicating the fearfulness of the content
- (\__/)
(='.'=) E[:]|||||[:]Z - accordion bunny (“)_(“)
- “Bayan, afftar noob, ubeyso apklyuf”
- “Pushkin is a button accordion, the bear is a classic!”
- “Pushkin is our everything, the bear is our accordion!”
- “Give me the boy, I’ll tear him to hell!”
- 10^6*bayan or short form 10bbayan - megabayan
Common jargon
Now we can no longer call this word exclusively online - it has successfully entered the real world and is used in verbal communication. Sometimes, when telling a joke, a prank, or enthusiastically reporting news, you hear the exclamation “bayan” as a reaction, which means the absolute “staleness” of your message. Perhaps someone told this joke yesterday, and everyone laughed a lot. It is possible that you are already the tenth person who presents this information, blazing with genuine enthusiasm. With this short word they literally tell you the following: everyone is already in the know, interest has been lost.
[edit] Gallery
- Furious bo(a)yang with Naruto
- Pretentious Spartan boyan
- The button accordion detects the time when it starts to burn
- Boyan is gothic!
- Bayan fossil. Phototoad on a print of Archeopteryx from a biology textbook
- NSFW|Girl with an accordion
- This is how accordions are torn
- This is not from the Petrosyans
- 11/11
- Eastern Boyan
- Fu Boyan
- Boyanota
- Matrix
[edit]Also
Boyan seems to be hinting that he is not a
bayan
- In Bulgaria there is also the village of Boyan.
- Boyan Maritsa is an archaeological culture of the Neolithic era.
- “Bayan” is a syringe in the jargon of drug addicts, hence the pseudonym Bayan Shiryanov.
- The future famous pilot V.P. Chkalov served as a fireman on the Volga steamer "Bayan".
- ISIS has its own radio, Al-Bayan.
- “Bayan” is the name given to the army shortwave radio station R-135.
- The story described above about a series of cruisers has a basis - the “descendants” of the first Bayan even fought in WWI, and one of them also bore the name “Bayan” in honor of the drowned man. In military historical materials they are called “Bayan”-1 and “Bayan”-2. ChSKH, the 2 surviving ships were subsequently sold for scrap metal to a semi-German company with the telling name “Derumetall”.
- Bayanaul is a small village in Kazakhstan.
- In Turkey, a button accordion ( Turkish
Bayan) is stupidly “woman”, which, when discovered, immediately causes a culture shock. - And in Kurdish it means “dawn”.
- From the Kazakh language “bayan” is translated as “famous, presentation.” Russian-Kazakh dictionary to help you. In addition, in Kazakhstan, some ladies are called B'ayan according to their passport.
- In Arabic and Persian, bayan
means “clarification” - this is also the name of the Baha’i holy book. - Bayan is part of one of the Indian drums, the tabla.
- “Bayan” in Mongolian means “rich”; often found in Mongolian toponyms: Bayan-Khongor, Bayan-Ulgii, Bayan-Under, etc.
- There was also such an Avar kagan Bayan in the 6th century. n. e.
- In Canada there is also a mysterious Masonic lodge called Bayan Canada.
- There is a fairly famous and very young kicker - Boyan Krkic, who plays for the kicking team from England "Stoke City". On the subject's T-shirt there is a nickname - Bojan
. And in general, Boyan is a quite common name in all Bulgaria, Serbia and other Croatia. - Vasil Troyanov Boyanov is a famous Bulgarian Boyan.
- The most popular ICQ client for smartphones is called Bayan.
- V. Bayan is a decadent poet, an imitator (sic!) of I. Severyanin.
- The Hebrew word בינה/beyana means “in error.”
- There is a duet "Bayan-mix". The style of performance seems to hint.
- Instead of “accordion”, YERZH will say “heat in the locomotive” (“a gits yn locomotive”) - they say that you are telling me that there is a fire burning in the locomotive.
- A cat named Bayan.
- In Filipino, "bayan" means "people" or "nation". There is also a Filipino patriotic accordion song "Bayan Ko".
- Well, and, in fact, the accordion itself, a full-fledged chromatic (that is, capable of producing not, but all 12 sounds of the octave) musical instrument, in skillful hands it produces sounds similar to music, sometimes even beautiful; in particular, the modern concert multi-timbral ready-chosen one has the opportunity to perform the lion's share of the organ, clavier, chamber and even symphonic heritage. By the way, the instrument is not the cheapest (for example, the Hohner Gola in its initial version will cost a trumpet player at least 1.2 million rubles).
Bayan, what is bayan, the meaning of the word, Dictionary of thieves' jargon
The meaning of the word "Bayan" in the Dictionary of Thieves' Jargon. What is a button accordion? Find out what the word bayan means - the interpretation of the word, the designation of the word, the definition of the term, its lexical meaning and description.
Accordion
Accordion –
- liter of vodka
- fingerprinting machine
- saw
- syringe for drug injection
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"Bayan" in other dictionaries:
Accordion
- Bayan, see Boyan.. Biographical Dictionary
Accordion
— One of the most perfect and widespread types of chromatic harmony. Named after the legendary ancient Russian tale singer... Encyclopedic Dictionary
Accordion
— A type of large harmonica with a complex system of frets. Ozhegov's Dictionary
Accordion
- Bayan, see Boyan.. Historical Dictionary
Bayan
— R. see Oboyan. Dictionary of geographical names
accordion
- BA'YAN (or boyan), button accordion, husband. (music). A musical instrument, a large harmonica with a complex system of frets. (By the name of the tale... Ushakov’s Explanatory Dictionary
accordion
- See syringe. Dictionary of drug slang
Accordion
— Anything (picture, flash drive, video, etc.) that has already been seen on other sites.. and 6 more definitions
Dictionary of Youth Slang
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[edit] Links
- Young accordion player, video joke.
- Tatyanych popularly explains by those who use the term.
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